LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller
SMALLER IS BALLER
You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"?
Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...
Smaller is Baller
Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Sunglasses are final sale.
